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22						Microsoft Excel is one of the most powerful programs your organization has access to. When I say it can do just about anything, I mean that in the most sincere way possible. It's use cases are endless, and just when you think you've scratched the bottom of the barrel when it comes to the multitude of ways to use this astounding piece of software, the bottom gives way to yet another unknowable depth of functionality. And to prove just one of it's non-standard (and frankly, not recommended) use cases, I've built this website. If you're an avid user of Microsoft Excel, such as myself, then the keen eyed among you may have noticed a rather abusable Save As option without even having given it a second thought. Yes, I am of course talking about the Save As Web Page (*.htm;* .html) option. You may have used it in the past, for easy viewing of your spreadsheet on any device by any person. Everyone has a browser, after all. But why stop there? You can do anything with Excel. Make spacing and padding, add icons, throw in the odd border to act as a break, hyperlink cells to make buttons, write text... You may not have noticed before, but Microsoft Excel is a website builder. Sure, you don't get all those fancy animations, or very much user interaction. Device scaling may be thrown out the window, but there's not a reason in the world why you couldn't make a fairly decent website using Excel. And so I did. And I've made the files public. Go forth, and make cursed shit. Why wouldn't you? After all, you can do anything with Excel.
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67			CC0 WVR.MOE, 2022. No rights reserved.			It's in the name. Web design. A good website should have some of that good old creative flair to it! Microsoft Excel excels (haha) at giving creative freedom. You get 16,384 columns and 1,048,567 rows of finity to play with. Try opening a Photoshop document with 17,179,869,184 pixels. That's what I thought.							Inherently so. What other designer uses Microsoft Excel, after all? This is untapped territory. Unprecedented potential lies within this program, unexplored by the great majority of the human population. It's right underneath everyone's noses. In the office. Building their budgets. Calculating their lives.								AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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						It's almost certainly obvious that in building this web page with Microsoft Excel, I've forgone some of the modern luxuries of web design. Things like viewport resolution detection and scaling. Any hope of animation of any kind has been shot. User interaction isn't a simple task, to say for sure. Even getting the sidebar menu working was a time consuming pain. And although Microsoft Excel is stellar for building graphs, it's not exactly great at collecting useful data as far as web design is concerned. In short, she's a little jank. Which is to be expected. All in all though, for a static web page built in a spreadsheet software, it's pretty damn sexy if I do say so myself. With that said, here's a few operating tips to make your Microsoft Excel web page experience just that much better.
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						1	Destroy your phone. This web page is unabashedly optimized for desktop viewing, and nothing else.
						2	View it on a 1080p monitor. If you don't have a 1080p monitor, use the CTRL and the PLUS keys or the  CTRL and the MINUS keys to resize the web page to your liking.
						3	Download the file and view it in Microsoft Excel for the premium experience.
						4	Unhappy with the site? Try making a better one. I'm sure there's someone out there who can best me in  the age old sport of Excel Eccentrics, so go ahead and try. Once you finish, send me your attempt.
						5	Know that this is a joke. Don't take it too seriously.